Charlotte's recount of the cavemen visit

 The Caveman Experience.

 As we plodded through the fields sprinkled with skulls, we were met with a lady, not just any lady, a lady who was dusted in dirt and grime, her clothes were ragged, like she had been in a fight with a ginormous grizzly bear, or something of that nature. She had long tangled hair with her feet on show, as she welcomed us into her towering tent, we were greeted by a man, by the name twig, he was all filthed up with loads of different aromas swarming around him. He then proceeded to show us around his perfectly painted tent, his tent was pasted with loads of ancient time paintings and had loads of stories to tell, like a librarian finally getting the chance to open up about her favorite book. As we continued into the tent, I noticed a rug, as I had a closer inspection, it was a bear mount, obviously she had won the fight. I was amazed how truly well spoken these people were. As the day continued, we had lots to do, we were able to make bracelets, bracelets one of a kind, with beads beautifully shaped, round ones, short ones, long ones and so on, the beads were beautifully crafted, like they'd been crafted by hand by someone in that profession. They had so much beauty to each bead. Then we went on to start a blazing flame for starting a feast, this brought so much excitement for some, the flame blazed into the sky as we watched in amazement, this was such a wonderful time to sit down and relax, but before we could do this, we had to prepare a lot of things such as venison, fish, sweet potatoes and corn. So as we stripped the venisons skin and flesh, people grimace in disgust as we watched the blood almost drool from the deer. The corn and sweet potatoes were a lot more family friendly but it opened our eyes to the real world of how people used to hunt, live and eat.